spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great

timelywhispers:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

I don’t know if it’s been pointed out before, but have you ever noticed how the first sniper points at John’s heart but when it comes to Sherlock, he points at his brain?

Like it’s their strongest points. Oh my god

eternal-autumn:

So I was feeling kind of crappy but then…BATS!!!!! I swear if I had one of my own I would never be sad again.

(Source: ilovefruitcakes)

the soft, quiet force of nature.

(Source: jeffrey-lebowski)

southpaw-holmes:

“HOLD STILL AND LET ME TAKE YOUR PICTURE”

ASDFMOVIES RULE ESPECIALLY THAT ONE

(Source: kudostothekid)

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

agentbartowski:

A girl came into class today crying because she met Beyonce this morning.

Our teacher told her to go home and gave her an excused absence.

thealbinoweave:

yes just what ive been looking for

pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice

reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents

reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents

vampire-diaries-s:

I love her <3

iamthewalrustoned:

awaitingstoner:

7queues:

this should have more notes.

OMG A WITNESS 

this <3

(Source: jpgay)

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end